Gamah Watch Staff Interview

What is your favorite video game, HS?

I'd have to say Super Smash Bros Brawl with Marvel vs. Capcom 2 at a close second.

Why did you want to be on the GW staff?

It was free, but now it isn't - and I am nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour creme. And, I like rambling on about video games.

What do you think about Guru?

He's amazing. I want to be like him when I grow up... more.

Agreed. Too bad he's as busy as Mario trying to keep Peach safe.

He doesn't try to keep Peach safe, he lets her get captured so he can turn out to be a hero. It's all a ploy.

And so Nintendo can sell new games. He sure has nice priorities... Anyway, want to tell a little bit about Gamah Watch's plans for the future?

Besides taking over the world, you know more about it than I do. If you meant what I hope to see in the future, I'd have to say a new staffy. And more viewers.

More viewers are always nice, and a new staffy will be helpful once we get a life. [We're not taking applications, but we are searching.] But I wanted you to tell about the Gamah Bot.

Oooh, the Gamah Bot. I though that was still top-secret.

Just the part about us using it to take over the world in the year 2525 (if man is still alive). Shhhh.

Oh, then here it is: If all goes well, we should acquire a freaky looking robot to distort our voices, while we video tape it playing them back. So you can hear us talk about video games and GW while wetting your pants looking at the creepy box smiling back at you.

I couldn't have said that better. What game are you most looking forward to right now?

Super Smash Bros. DS. But we're not supposed to talk about that yet. Other than that - I suppose Mario Kart Wii.

What do you think of the Wii Wheel?

I haven't played with the third-party wheels yet, but I'm sure this will work pretty well.

Speaking of third-party wheels, Nintendo's extra wheels will cost $15, so you may want to go another route if you want to be playing with four players, all with wheels.

Last question. How do you like your boss?

No comment.

I know where you live.

That's creepy.

You're fired.

Yeah right. I've already fallen for that one.